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selah says No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.

June 4th, 2008

I got Miss Catfish — a lithe, slippery creature with a sneering grin and a pair of enormous shades a la Nicole Richie. I love the label, though I’ll admit I was hoping for something a bit more Daryl Hannah.

Typical of my experience with Schell’s brews, I found this a functional beverage, neither offensive nor remarkable. But then I’m not much of a lager drinker, excluding session (read binge) drinking, and in such cases, I reach for the cheap stuff. Nevertheless, I’m a sucker for marketing gimmicks (I even drank OK Soda once), and tip my hat to Augie Schell for rousing my latent ichthyophilia.

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2 Comments

  1. flashmcduff said

    Miss Catfish would be a cool character, like the quirky-hot punk girl who acts too tough to approach. I snagged Miss Walleye, which is like landing the most popular girl in school – a raging egomaniac drunk from the attention she gets and how delicious her fried fillets are. Miss Sturgeon would be your best friend – strong and well grounded in her surroundings. Bonus: she’d make caviar for a living.

  2. Boris said

    Wow. http://www.brew52.com is my favorite site.

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