elvisneedsboats says Looking for a great bock beer? Keep looking.

January 13th, 2008

If you listen to the Twins on the radio, the only way to enjoy a ball game outside of actually going in person, you’ve heard the relentless ads for Gluek’s Honey Bock - several times a night. And yet, I managed to go all of last season without having one (ah, the power of advertising). So I was kinda excited to see this on the list so I could see if it’s worth sitting on the porch this summer with a few in the cooler while the game’s on (pitchers and catchers report Feb 14!) The answer…not really.

While I will say this beer isn’t terrible, once you get past the first swig (bleh), it’s not one I want to have over and over for 9 innings. I don’t know how many Bock beers Dan Gladden’s had, but somehow I don’t think he cares (think quantity, not quality). Too much honey, not enough Bock if you ask me. Had this been a Shiner Honey Bock, I might have been more forgiving, but Gluek’s doesn’t carry a lot of weight with me as a brewery (or an establishment).  Still, better than the Snow Storm from last week.

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Matt N says Second favorite honey beer (of 2 I’ve tried)

January 12th, 2008

I was surprised that this was so cheap ($6.99/12 pack) until I tasted it.  It smelled and tasted like a cheap beer.  Once I poured it into a glass the smell got a little better, but I still didn’t like the taste.  I think the honey is in there just to try to cover up the harsh taste.  For the record, the other honey beer I’ve tried is Leinie’s Honey Weiss.

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Ang says The perfect beer for people who don’t like beer

January 10th, 2008

My first impression of the Honey Bock was a stale diet coke mixed with pie. The only thing weaker than the taste is the finish. It’s like puddle water.  It just did not taste or feel like a beer at all. It also gave me a whopper of a headache, which is weird because beer never gives me a headache.

The only positives I can give it are the cost, the 5.80% abv and the pretty can.

I still drank three of them.

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Reebs says A little bit of nothing

January 7th, 2008

To be honest- I had to pour the beer out of the can into a nice frosty glass to tease my tastebuds into thinking it wasn’t just another canned beer.  It wasn’t good, it wasn’t bad.  It was like Miller lite with a twist (but not a bad twist like Miller Chill).  If there was a night that I knew I was going to do a  lot of heavy drinking (possibly building my own beer can pyramid) Gluek’s Honey Bock might be my beer o’ choice.

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DeRushaJ says An Unfortunate Beer

January 7th, 2008

Am I too picky?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  Either way, Gluek’s Honey Bock is not delicious.  At first I thought it tasted like Busch Lite, and so I wondered, “Jason.  Is this beer cheaper than Busch Lite? If so, maybe that’s something.”

Of course, there is no circumstance under which I would buy Busch Lite, so it turns out, it’s nothing.

My wife’s review, of course, is polar opposite of mine.  She took one taste and said, “Not bad.”  I said, “Try another taste.”  She said, “Still not bad.”

If Brew52.com causes my marriage to fall apart, so help me God, I will hunt you down and kill you, Rett.

In conclusion, this beer is better than horrible.

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Rett says the perfect morning beer

January 6th, 2008

This morning I found myself doing something out of the ordinary because of a Wordpress technical limitation. The week 2 beer page will only show up if there is a post associated with it. So what’s a not-too-techy guy like me going to do? Certainly not hack the code in Wordpress, but rather hack the code to my morning routine by adding a line that says “if it’s Monday morning, insert Gluek Honey Bock into mouth and write a review.” Continue reading the perfect morning beer

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