atankgirl says Right before you puke, you swallow . . .

March 1st, 2008

Sweet water. And that’s exactly what I tasted when I tried this beer. G to the ross.

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Erin says I had low expectations

January 28th, 2008

Sorry for the late post - I was here last week, and didn’t want to risk putting a can of beer in my suitcase.  After reading everyone else’s review, I knew this would be a beer that I wouldn’t really care for.  In fact, I didn’t even want to waste a whole can on myself, because my husband loves this beer (as will come in his review soon, I’m sure).  At his request, after my few small sips that I didn’t like, I tried a big sip “to really let the flavor sink in” as he said.  I still don’t like it.  Sorry, Surly lovers - more for you!

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Amber says Gross.

January 13th, 2008

From first sight, I knew it would not be love. Beers in a can always disappoint, no matter how many times I try to turn them into shining knights of armor. They taste of cold metal, give me a slow-dripping buzz, and then leave me the next morning with a headache and low self-esteem. This one was even more deceiving…”Just gimme a chance, baby,” it whispered, hot and seductive in my ear. “I’m honey-coated. You like honey, don’t you, baby…”

Never again, Gluek. I’m over you. This was one one-night-stand I won’t want to remember on those long lonely sober nights.

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Kassie says Pretty Gross

January 7th, 2008

Well, it has a pretty color and it is cheap.  But, it tastes gross and is getting worse as it gets warm.  The smell is alright, but it is sort of offensive in my mouth.  It just doesn’t taste good. I like my cheap beers to taste more like nothing, but this has a strong taste.  It also has an aftertaste, which a cheap beer should never have.

But, if I’m going to be honest, this is significantly better than I thought it would be.  I thought it would taste like honey piss, but I can’t even taste the honey.

I know I’m not being specific, but there is something I just don’t like.  It tastes wrong.

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